To be sung to the tune “Moonlight in Vermont”

Snowshoes on the porch,
Dripping eaves and icicles–
Snowtime in Vermont.

Freezing feet and hands,
Backaches from the shoveling,
Cold time in Vermont.

Three a.m. snowplows that wake up the doggies
And cause them to bark until dawn,
Roof rakes that break in the twenty-inch blizzard
While gutters snap off in the endless

Sticky falling snow,
Gravel, salt and frozen pipes.
Winter in Vermont.

Oh, to hell with
Winter in Vermont.

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