COVER UP AN INDISCRETION
It’s best to pretend it never happened.
You must have a doppleganger, as you
were not in the country at the time. If
that is not feasible, temporary
insanity. You were beside yourself,
carried away by irresistable
passion. It’s best not to blame someone else.
Remember the Asoh defense which is
disarming, if not endearing, though it
helps if your last name is Asoh.
But none of these techniques exactly covers up.
Cover-ups never work, especially
when your indiscretion involves another.
If you don’t believe me, ask your mother.